Taged by *MaruiTenshi
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Dear Random Person,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it When I finally changed my underwear At the mental hospital and I saw you Sit on My father. I'm sure you're Sterile enough to understand How awful you are. I'm returning Your balls, but keeping Your virginity as a memory. You should also know that I Never will forget that night and I love Oprah.
Go milk a cow
Luika XD
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Dear (Person of Choice),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7).